Ten Ways To Wreck a Motorcycle Club

1.  Don't go to meetings.

2.  If you go - be late and leave early.

3.  If the weather is bad - don't even think about going.

4.  If you go to a meeting, find fault with everything and keep a conversation going while the meeting is in progress.

5.  Never accept Office. It is easier to sit back and criticize.

6.  Accept an office, but not the responsibility that comes with it.

7.  If appointed to a committee, don't go to the meetings.  If not appointed, get peeved about it.

8.  When asked for an opinion, reply that you have no comments, but after the meeting tell everyone how things should have been      done.

9.  Do nothing more than absolutely necessary, but when others do the "lions share" tell everyone how the Club is ran by a clique.

10. Use the club as an alibi for your non-club related activities.